1 hour To spare =) FIRST post =P FREAKING LONG POST

MUAHAHHAHAH,HEHEHEH HEHEHEHEHEH, HOOHOHOHOHOH hey, cut me some slack le , its been awhile since i last blog, i mean i shutted down my www.jianboy.blogspot.com site like ages ago, well it started with the wrong intention anyway =)

really really like the new LAYOUT so nice , thanks emily and whoever helped her =.=''
oh oh yea thanks for the birthday wishes, now where should i start..its like 2 weeks since i came here OKAy here goes =)

DAY 1= ch*ba* l*nc*ao demn tired , obviously go and sleep ...

DAY 2= Still tired ,Sleep somemore...

DAY 3= Still sleeping, sorry guys just fu*king around

so basically the first few days was just hanging around meeting my relatives, meeting my frens buying appliances ,getting use to the stares( i am serious, its like they never seen an asian whom can speak proper english before, f**k them =P some even asked me for weed, WTF? me drug dealer ? LOL)

So then *drum rolls* UNI STARTS, or at least ORIENTATION, but who said orentation was boring, first day at uni, freaking lost, i mean its TOTALLY new enviroment, (F*CK phone call... back @#$@$%#$^ crap, spoiled the mood,) as i was saying new enviroment, new people, kinda intimidating dont you think? So when to my desinated place , and it was filled with Asians >.< a few swedish girls ( Rika ) one american ( Demounuer Sexy) few other fugly looking ang mo guys .... the rest was ASIANS =) so being able to speak Chinese, English , and Malay i guess it wasnt that hard to mix around, oh yea do u guys happen to know where Maraquis is? hahah cause i dont.

THE HIGHLIGHT of ORIENTATION===== THE BUSHDANCE, hey i bet u guys can tell why was this the highlight right? i mean aint i so predictable, but i shall prove you guys WRONG, why? u think the highlight was chicks? Tsk tsk* shallow shallow ppl..
THE BUSHDANCE is where we READ THE BIBLE, QURAN OR ANY HOLY BOOK and pray to God and ask for his forgiveness. So i brought my Bible with me.....


Okay, fine the BUSHDANCE ( how can something with the word dance be a prayer thing huh) LOL so its like this, my friend called me to attend it but i was seriosuly considering not too, i mean BUSHDANCE ? that sound horny and perverted, or maybe just to me, but they had like free dinner, so yea i when anyway =P it starts at 6.00 i reach there at like 6.30 and IT WAS FULL the venue was overloaded , shit over loaded, 200+ ppl, MUOSS( international students organisationg CRAP) was incharge of it and they dint let me in. But being Jian i just gave them the cock stare , what else , the bouncer was a freaking small size dude, bet my weenie is bigger than his =D so obviously he gave in la ... =P Just playing around.... the truth is luckily i met one of the MUOSS seniors a few days back during orientation and basically she used her powers to get me in ... BOW before the powerful one, but about the bouncer, i am still quite sure i could take him on =) Small dick =P

so at one point at the bushdance u basically get to dance aound with everyone from the opposite sex =) OOOO AAAA OOOAAA , btw, girls outnumbered the guys, somehow girls like this orientation crap =P oh yea met plenty of ppl ^^ but there is this once i was on a AVERAGE streak all the girls was just Okay, then i saw a chick from afar ,i was like YESS chick, i was so darn eager for her to COME >.< and then she came ....

Jian: Hi

Girl whos name shall not be reaveal : Hey

Jian: i am Jian =) nice to meet you

Girl: i am $%$%^$^%%^&$ sweet smile

then i saw on her baby-T a badge that reads " I SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE" Nooooooooooo the horror,

Jian: are you gay?

Girl: huh, why u ask?

Jian: can i watch ^^

Girl: .... sure, come by later at 8 IH

Jian: o.O

so the chick was gay =)

July 23, i was just chilling out with a bunch of new frens i met and guess what? they suprise me with a birthday cakee aww how sweet, its like i only know them for less than a week =) properly enjoys my stories lol

July 24, early in the morning, Johnathan( my housemate) called me
Jian:eh sup?

John: eh happy birthday wei

Jian: same to you ( if u didnt know, both of us share the same birthday and our mothers was in the same maternity ward =))

John: this is darn gay wei, dinner later u got plans?

Jian: no, where u want to go?

after deciding deciding deciding for God knows how long we decided to go to an Italian restaurant called PAPA CHINNOS , a few frens came along, it was cool =)

F*CK PAPA Chinnos, the next day I GOT FOOD POISIONING, WTF =) FOOD POISIONING, as if i am not thin enuff >.< ( just recovered)

PS: i got pics to upload di, btw i got nice hair cut di =) show u guys the next time, how to upload ar? someone teach me.. wah i didnt know i can write so much ^^

I have nothing else to blog, so I wrote a karangan.

ssup people! I swear to you I dunno what to blog about also wei,hmm, lets see, aiya I just tell u what I have been up to since I got down in Melbourne, well, it has been pretty busy, got back here on a friday, went clubbing on saturday, it was asian night, when they say asian night it means chinese basically, they call Indians and lankans here 'currys' haha, anyways that day clubbing sucked! not because it was asian night, it was cause the club was so packed and hardly any room to dance at all, (not that I'm a fantastic dancer also, I suck, but alcohol will make the shyness go away and dancing possible), and you would get many little asian girls bumping you every single time and that was so annoying!!!!!!!!! Well that was saturday, and then Monday went to DOOLEYS, that is like a club/pub about 35 minutes walk from where I stay, and that was pretty good, I liked the music, the chicks were pretty good, and I got a little high, that was what made it good I think! hehe, and the walk back was interesting, we walked with this other aussie dude, who was doing mad things man, he ripped off the sign boards on the road, carried it and then planted in somewhere else, well I helped him plant it :p and then he started climbing the flag pole! mad wei! Aiyo, I'm like telling u all everything, it will be so long, I will try and make it more brief from now on, Well wednesday we had a back to school function in the halls, and the girls dressed up like school girls, wohoo!!and the aussie guys dressed as school girls as weell, eewwww that was so sick! On thurssday the usual pub night! that was pretty good, cause got high again! started talking crap and was really sleepy, the usual P effects once high! haha, On friday just dranked at halls, and played truth or dare, and suddenly this girl comes in to the room which were playing truth or dare, and we know this gurl, but she is like not so close to us, and she had a few drinks before coming in, and she was high, and this made the game more interesting, if u get my drift, lets just say people of the same sex were kissing, and dancing on the table! That was friday, oh, SAturday was on form! we went to this place in the city, it was a club which had two sections one which had a band and was playing house and one which was playing r n b, the chicks were good, the music was good, the drinks, only thing was spend so much! :( oh yea, we started the day already was quite keng, I was on the train with my friends and then suddenly my friend smiles, so I also budget he is checking out some chick, and then I looked behind, wah, the chick was hot, she was outside the platform and she was super high! suddenly she pulled her pants down and flashed her butt cheeks with her thong on! hahaha, it was so funny! anyways that is about it so far, peace out!

is it my turn?

is it my turn??ok fine! anyway, since emz said is my turn ill type something here..LOL! aih, i dont know what to say la, theres nothing for me to say actually.hmmm.........*in deep concentration on what to say*

alright then, ill go on by talking about my life now.

just started classes recently, monday infact. learned that this semester i better not be fooling around as much as i did during 1st semester. my results are like shit. gone!down the drain. regretted fooling around. so people, better not repeat what i did in the beginning. trust me, you wont wanna go through that. ohhhh, the agony, the pain, the suffer. jesus christ! ill rather shoot myself right now and then.

as some of you might know, ive gone through some things that i shouldnt be at it from the beginning. but i got out from it and now i can say that im perfectly alright. i learned from it. i told myself before not to be in that situation again but guess i was just too stubborn enough to go through it again. hoping that it will turn out well.

i gotta be strong in a way that i have to keep on telling myself not to put myself back there again. ive better things to worry more about now, about my future. whether im able to go to australia next year. if i set foot there again, ill be one hell loser. aih, emo la emo!!!puiii....

ok fine la, f**k all those craps and start a new 'life'. i promise ill turn over a new leaf =)

damn, thats what i said since the beginning!lolx..

aih, ciao la ciao. have a nice day everyone!

ps: sorry for the err..vulgar word..but but...it has censorship there k=(

cheers!

-tat-

boring, unrelated post. don't read unless u have nothing better to do.

heh, I'm not even posting in my own blog yet.
Anyway, according to the 'schedule' I'm next. As everyone prolly already knows, I can get quite the emo when it comes to talking about S8. Duh.
Does anyone realise that we had one of the most envied classes in SAM last year?
Oh, let me count the ways~ lol

• Apparently got a lot of hot hunks wor. A LOT of ppl gonna kembang d, so I shall not elaborate. :p
• Damn 2gedder geder. And we were. Here's to hoping it lasts :)
• Can get away with quite a lot of things. Think about it la. Charity Drive, minimum effort maximum results. Catcalling at Ms. Ng in her purple cheongsam. Stripping each other in class (strictly excluding the girls) n overturning tables n chairs in the process.

I just found out I'm not the only one who feels my current law class doesn't have that "bond". But they feel it's coz of certain people. I don't wanna judge tho.

Anyway, blogging is so weird when you don't know what to write. So, I came up with a little something. We blog about our lives. As usual, I'm not that good at explaining, but here goes. Think about it. Most of us are going through paths COMPLETELY split from the time when we were in SAM. And most of us don't know what's going on in each others' lives, even though we do meet up. So here's mine.

I wake up, not very much motivated to get myself to college, but not demotivated enough not to go (most days anyway). So I get up and head off. I reach college. Last year, this was a completely new experience for me. The new faces and the familiar ones, the prospect of meeting new people, the thrill of getting to know my classmates better, the freedom. It was exhilarating. Even the walk from my car to college was interesting to me. Now, it's the drone of endless unfamiliar faces, and the one or two familiar ones that immediately light up my day. Nothing is exciting anymore, nothing makes my breath catch in my throat out of pure anticipation.

In class, there's just this something that doesn't mesh. I get along splendidly with my classmates, and yet I still don't feel WARM inside when I think of my class. I did with S8. I do feel that when I think of most of my classmates, as individuals. But not my class as a whole. I still don't know why, but some of my classmates have singled out certain individuals who they seem to think are the reason why we don't click. Individuals of the backstabbing, bitching variety. I think we shouldn't point fingers.

Class ends, and I get home. Sometimes I have the time and oppotunity to meet up with Adrian and U Kwang and Albert, or Jon Jon. When I sit and talk with them, I miss the times when we could do it whenever we wanted, since we used to be around each other 7 hours a day.

Before, new faces excited me. Now, they pass by in a blur. The thing that lights up my day the most is the ever welcome sight of a familiar face, the exchange of teasing in the hallways or shopways or restaurants where we pass by each other, or the anticipated outing when everyone comes back together.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not depressed, nor am I down on life. I just wish I could see things with the light in which I saw them last year. That would be so great.

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YER. i sound damn depressed!! neway i'm not. sometimes wanna emo, layan la ;D

Kenneth, at this point, i think ANYTHING would be of interest lor, since no one's posting, lolz! PLUS it couldn't get any freakier than my post :p

p.s. I thought I could lighten up my post with a few pics or sumthin....BUT CANNOT UPLOAD!! so...sorry la...heheh

Cute but True

Stumbled upon some cute animal pics. If ur stressed up take the time to look through the pics and hopefully u'll leave this blog with a smile on your face.








































-scz- bored as can b

Lost in Translation

most words translated directly from english-malay is pretty...jabroni

kebanyakan perkataan ditranslasikan dari inggeris-melayu sangat cantik...jabroni

For instance a very normal convo by a very normal person will sound different when translated into malay.

Kenneth TCF: Hey Ukwang! Since you've watched :Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest" why dont you post a little update about it on the blog.

Translated version:
Kennet TCF: Hei Ukwang! Oleh kerana kamu sudah tengok "Lanun-lanun Caribbean 2: Dada Lelaki Mati" kenapa tak mao kamu pos satu kecil atas tarikh tentangnya atas blog.



I have no doubt they'll be saying the same thing about this as well..from Malay-English this time.

Kennet TCF: Oi budak! Kenapa kamu banyak sangat tahi lalat atas muka kamu? Kamu tahu saya kerja sebagai apa?. Saya kakitangan pasukan Bomba. Saya terkenal dengan persembahan Cyndi Wang yang hebat.

Translated Version
Kenneth TCF: Ahoy kid! why you alot very shit fly on your face? You know i work as what?. I'm handlegs team bomb-bar. I'm famous with presentation Cyndi Wang thats great.


The wonderful things we can do with the languages we learN!!! HEBATNYA!!!

-scz-

It's 2.23am now. I'm still online and reading ppl's blog... Honestly, i bet most of the people is sleeping expect me, "NightCat". Hm...... Since Kenneth has uploaded a nice moveee CLip to everyone, so do i upload a mogic moveee clip to you all. This moveee clip was recored by my fren's fren. It's kinda Fun....



P/S: They speak in Hokkien language...

~KawaiiKawabe~

It has been days, weeks or even months since i posted here, i am not sure. Never a long one. Never a complete one. Never a nice one. Sorry for not posting. Sorry for not providing much effort in maintaining this blog. Sorry.

A suggestion: Why not open it to all s8-ers?



Sth awesome to share with you guys. Enjoy.

Anw, i can't find ath to type about. Apparently, i am a person with limited words and ideas. Though, there's one thing i would like to say: Time changes everything. DUHHH..haha..I am just thinking abt it. Trying to make this post a bit longer. No difference actually. Another meaningless post. Signing out.

One last thing. This is really silly. GUESS who am i!!! Just for fun :p

A Tribute to Jian

Melbourne,Australia is where ur IN,
Studying to get workIN,
Going to strip shows is it a sIN?,
Dengue fever has surely made u freakin thIN

Well...not freakin thin....just thinner then ur fatter self. Well not that you were fat when you were normal..just that you were fatter then you were now. I dont mean that you were fat but i just meant that you were bigger then you were now. Don't get me wrong coz i'm not saying that you're small now..just that..ur smaller then u were last time.

1 1/2 yrs was how long i knew you. Don't get me wrong..i still know you now but i'm just saying that since u left i knew you for that long. Time time time...how fast time flies. Its already 7 months since we finished our SAM and after 7 months we still kept in contact. Our class is actually closer then expected.

I'll cut this short just incase you don't fall asleep as shown in the pic below.
















Good Night n take care my friend. C U in a years time.

-scz-

Prevention

As you all know the 5ive of us got robbed recently. I won't go into naming them as those who commited this heinous act might be reading this and target them again. After some thoughtful thinking at home I have come up with a few ways to prevent this sort of crime in the near future.

1st: Wear the same colour as everyone. The reason why I was targetted was because I wore a blue shirt. The fella's boss identified me by my shirt colour. This is so unprofessional of them.

2nd: Be ugly. The main reason why i was the main target. I was complemented by the gangsters themselves. I have no idea to be happy at that time or not.

3rd: Get strong.....let me rephrase that........LOOK strong. Some people who look weak are actually much stronger then people you think are strong. In the eyes of the gangster. Big = Strong...Normal = Weak.......so the conclusion is...get BIG. How??? go to the gym, eat more. I know some people who just cant get big for example myself. So what can I do? i'll just get strong....no no..i meant...stronger.

4th: As your parents always say "Stay in a group". Well we just proved that wrong as we were in a group and we were all guys. I had a little brainstorm bymyself at home and this is what i thought.....if i was alone i would just run..endo story. If i was in a group..i couldn;'t run..what if my friends got caught? endo story. If i was in a legion of ppl...just overrun the gangsters, endo story. So for now our parents should say "Be alone or be with a legion of ppl" (not appropriate for females)

5th: Bring a weapon. Get a pepper spray, knife, taser gun or whatever homemade weapons you can think of. If you're in the US get a gun..a real gun...preferably an AK47 coz its cheap and powerful as proven in the widely anticipated game Counter-Strike. Everyone has their own natural weapons which is their fists/legs but as i observed that day, the "weapons" of the gangsters were more powerful then ours. If only they could give us a head start of 5-10 punches then we'll win.

6th: Fight. I love fighting. Would've fought if everyone else joined in. The only problem was i was scared to start the fight coz if i do and the others didn';t join in then i would be dead. Damn..i forgot to ask the fella for a dual..1 on 1 match...1st blood wins. It was purely brawn against us (brains and abit of brawn). There were 5 of us...2 of them. If there were really only 2 of them..no doubt we could've kick their @$$ to Lancaster,UK. Kenneth the lurer to lure them to beating us, Ukwang the runner who lets them chase him to deplete their energy, while me,ad,albert lay the smackdown on their @$$. Unfortunately we didn't have the time to plan all these while we were there.

7th: Run. Have i mentioned this? i think i said something like this up there..sumwhere. Anyway...if i was alone i would've ran a long time ago if i saw 2 fella's approach me. If it was only 1 fella then not..more then 1 i wouldve been on the run. I didn't run that day. Couldn't leave my comrads behind. Nobody gets left behind.

8th: to be continued....gonna go play futsal now in mayang...freakin near ss2. Then after futsal most probably i'll be in ss2..again...i'm all prepared. BRB with the continuation...

signing out,
main target sean