Prevention
As you all know the 5ive of us got robbed recently. I won't go into naming them as those who commited this heinous act might be reading this and target them again. After some thoughtful thinking at home I have come up with a few ways to prevent this sort of crime in the near future.
1st: Wear the same colour as everyone. The reason why I was targetted was because I wore a blue shirt. The fella's boss identified me by my shirt colour. This is so unprofessional of them.
2nd: Be ugly. The main reason why i was the main target. I was complemented by the gangsters themselves. I have no idea to be happy at that time or not.
3rd: Get strong.....let me rephrase that........LOOK strong. Some people who look weak are actually much stronger then people you think are strong. In the eyes of the gangster. Big = Strong...Normal = Weak.......so the conclusion is...get BIG. How??? go to the gym, eat more. I know some people who just cant get big for example myself. So what can I do? i'll just get strong....no no..i meant...stronger.
4th: As your parents always say "Stay in a group". Well we just proved that wrong as we were in a group and we were all guys. I had a little brainstorm bymyself at home and this is what i thought.....if i was alone i would just run..endo story. If i was in a group..i couldn;'t run..what if my friends got caught? endo story. If i was in a legion of ppl...just overrun the gangsters, endo story. So for now our parents should say "Be alone or be with a legion of ppl" (not appropriate for females)
5th: Bring a weapon. Get a pepper spray, knife, taser gun or whatever homemade weapons you can think of. If you're in the US get a gun..a real gun...preferably an AK47 coz its cheap and powerful as proven in the widely anticipated game Counter-Strike. Everyone has their own natural weapons which is their fists/legs but as i observed that day, the "weapons" of the gangsters were more powerful then ours. If only they could give us a head start of 5-10 punches then we'll win.
6th: Fight. I love fighting. Would've fought if everyone else joined in. The only problem was i was scared to start the fight coz if i do and the others didn';t join in then i would be dead. Damn..i forgot to ask the fella for a dual..1 on 1 match...1st blood wins. It was purely brawn against us (brains and abit of brawn). There were 5 of us...2 of them. If there were really only 2 of them..no doubt we could've kick their @$$ to Lancaster,UK. Kenneth the lurer to lure them to beating us, Ukwang the runner who lets them chase him to deplete their energy, while me,ad,albert lay the smackdown on their @$$. Unfortunately we didn't have the time to plan all these while we were there.
7th: Run. Have i mentioned this? i think i said something like this up there..sumwhere. Anyway...if i was alone i would've ran a long time ago if i saw 2 fella's approach me. If it was only 1 fella then not..more then 1 i wouldve been on the run. I didn't run that day. Couldn't leave my comrads behind. Nobody gets left behind.
8th: to be continued....gonna go play futsal now in mayang...freakin near ss2. Then after futsal most probably i'll be in ss2..again...i'm all prepared. BRB with the continuation...
signing out,
main target sean
1st: Wear the same colour as everyone. The reason why I was targetted was because I wore a blue shirt. The fella's boss identified me by my shirt colour. This is so unprofessional of them.
2nd: Be ugly. The main reason why i was the main target. I was complemented by the gangsters themselves. I have no idea to be happy at that time or not.
3rd: Get strong.....let me rephrase that........LOOK strong. Some people who look weak are actually much stronger then people you think are strong. In the eyes of the gangster. Big = Strong...Normal = Weak.......so the conclusion is...get BIG. How??? go to the gym, eat more. I know some people who just cant get big for example myself. So what can I do? i'll just get strong....no no..i meant...stronger.
4th: As your parents always say "Stay in a group". Well we just proved that wrong as we were in a group and we were all guys. I had a little brainstorm bymyself at home and this is what i thought.....if i was alone i would just run..endo story. If i was in a group..i couldn;'t run..what if my friends got caught? endo story. If i was in a legion of ppl...just overrun the gangsters, endo story. So for now our parents should say "Be alone or be with a legion of ppl" (not appropriate for females)
5th: Bring a weapon. Get a pepper spray, knife, taser gun or whatever homemade weapons you can think of. If you're in the US get a gun..a real gun...preferably an AK47 coz its cheap and powerful as proven in the widely anticipated game Counter-Strike. Everyone has their own natural weapons which is their fists/legs but as i observed that day, the "weapons" of the gangsters were more powerful then ours. If only they could give us a head start of 5-10 punches then we'll win.
6th: Fight. I love fighting. Would've fought if everyone else joined in. The only problem was i was scared to start the fight coz if i do and the others didn';t join in then i would be dead. Damn..i forgot to ask the fella for a dual..1 on 1 match...1st blood wins. It was purely brawn against us (brains and abit of brawn). There were 5 of us...2 of them. If there were really only 2 of them..no doubt we could've kick their @$$ to Lancaster,UK. Kenneth the lurer to lure them to beating us, Ukwang the runner who lets them chase him to deplete their energy, while me,ad,albert lay the smackdown on their @$$. Unfortunately we didn't have the time to plan all these while we were there.
7th: Run. Have i mentioned this? i think i said something like this up there..sumwhere. Anyway...if i was alone i would've ran a long time ago if i saw 2 fella's approach me. If it was only 1 fella then not..more then 1 i wouldve been on the run. I didn't run that day. Couldn't leave my comrads behind. Nobody gets left behind.
8th: to be continued....gonna go play futsal now in mayang...freakin near ss2. Then after futsal most probably i'll be in ss2..again...i'm all prepared. BRB with the continuation...
signing out,
main target sean
posted by ael at 3:34 PM
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