Insult Adrian Day.
First to wake up at 7.30am, damn proud. Went down decide to cook American breakfast! Take sausages,1,2,3 ok 3 batang cukup. Take bacon,1,2,3 ok 3 helai? cukup! what's missing? TELUR! Ok open fridge find find find =D, under cupboard find find find =), inside drawer find find find =, under the plate find find find >:(! Somebody chilok MY EGG!!! in the end have to eat my american breakfast without the very important egg...sad...
Went up read book hohoho, surf the net and did all the boring stuff u usually do when you're bored. So one of my cute housemate woke up. It's Uk Wang!
Adrian : Eh Uk Wang cut hair for me.
Uk : Ok, coming.
Cut cut cut cut look look look look measure measure measure cut cut cut
Adrian : Eh u know what u doing right?
Uk : Yalar, looks ok what. Cut the other side then nice d.
Adrian : OK =D
cut cut cut look look look cut cut FINISH!
Uk : Ok....
* long silence*
Adrian : I LOOK LIKE A FRIGGIN' THAI BOY LAR!! OMG!!
Uk : HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Adrian : BLOODY HELL U ALSO CAN LAUGH?!
That was when all the insults started.
Insult 1:
KY : Eh u so early vacuum for what? eh u cut hair is it?
Adrian : *picking up rubbish* yar...
KY : *touches my hair* HAHAHAHA so funny 1. Eh very nice to play lar! *continues playing with my hair*
Insult 2:
SueAnneDaMan called me gay. -.-
Insult 3:
Miu: Wah cut hair didn't call me?!
Adrian : You sleeping ma.
Miu : Uk help u cut is it?
Adrian : Yes =)
Miu : Ooo...Not bad ar...Look like retard.
Adrian : ....... -_-"
Ok enough! I decided to hide in the kitchen and cook some experimental dish!
Dish Name: TooManyInOne
Ingredients: Rice, sausages,ham,seaweed,tomato sauce,cheese.
First i boil the rice and then i throw every damn thing in the pot.
Next, finish.
Results:
wah not bad right?
Looks ok la
Me.Food.Cap.Because Uk decided to turn me into a Thai boy.
Comments: First spoon, wah not bad like japanese food. Second spoon, oklar like cheese baked rice. Third spoon, wah damn suck man!! FAILURE!
and that soon led to more insults.
Insults:
Miu : What the hell u cooking?! Last time in Msia eat dog food then now u come here wanna eat pig food ar?!
Fine lar fine lar go ahead and insult me la -_- i look like i enjoy being insulted right?
If u see a Thai boy begging in the streets of KL, please don't laugh at hime because he's actually quite handsome k?! k bye.
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