1 hour To spare =) FIRST post =P FREAKING LONG POST
MUAHAHHAHAH,HEHEHEH HEHEHEHEHEH, HOOHOHOHOHOH hey, cut me some slack le , its been awhile since i last blog, i mean i shutted down my www.jianboy.blogspot.com site like ages ago, well it started with the wrong intention anyway =)
really really like the new LAYOUT so nice , thanks emily and whoever helped her =.=''
oh oh yea thanks for the birthday wishes, now where should i start..its like 2 weeks since i came here OKAy here goes =)
DAY 1= ch*ba* l*nc*ao demn tired , obviously go and sleep ...
DAY 2= Still tired ,Sleep somemore...
DAY 3= Still sleeping, sorry guys just fu*king around
so basically the first few days was just hanging around meeting my relatives, meeting my frens buying appliances ,getting use to the stares( i am serious, its like they never seen an asian whom can speak proper english before, f**k them =P some even asked me for weed, WTF? me drug dealer ? LOL)
So then *drum rolls* UNI STARTS, or at least ORIENTATION, but who said orentation was boring, first day at uni, freaking lost, i mean its TOTALLY new enviroment, (F*CK phone call... back @#$@$%#$^ crap, spoiled the mood,) as i was saying new enviroment, new people, kinda intimidating dont you think? So when to my desinated place , and it was filled with Asians >.< a few swedish girls ( Rika ) one american ( Demounuer Sexy) few other fugly looking ang mo guys .... the rest was ASIANS =) so being able to speak Chinese, English , and Malay i guess it wasnt that hard to mix around, oh yea do u guys happen to know where Maraquis is? hahah cause i dont.
THE HIGHLIGHT of ORIENTATION===== THE BUSHDANCE, hey i bet u guys can tell why was this the highlight right? i mean aint i so predictable, but i shall prove you guys WRONG, why? u think the highlight was chicks? Tsk tsk* shallow shallow ppl..
THE BUSHDANCE is where we READ THE BIBLE, QURAN OR ANY HOLY BOOK and pray to God and ask for his forgiveness. So i brought my Bible with me.....
Okay, fine the BUSHDANCE ( how can something with the word dance be a prayer thing huh) LOL so its like this, my friend called me to attend it but i was seriosuly considering not too, i mean BUSHDANCE ? that sound horny and perverted, or maybe just to me, but they had like free dinner, so yea i when anyway =P it starts at 6.00 i reach there at like 6.30 and IT WAS FULL the venue was overloaded , shit over loaded, 200+ ppl, MUOSS( international students organisationg CRAP) was incharge of it and they dint let me in. But being Jian i just gave them the cock stare , what else , the bouncer was a freaking small size dude, bet my weenie is bigger than his =D so obviously he gave in la ... =P Just playing around.... the truth is luckily i met one of the MUOSS seniors a few days back during orientation and basically she used her powers to get me in ... BOW before the powerful one, but about the bouncer, i am still quite sure i could take him on =) Small dick =P
so at one point at the bushdance u basically get to dance aound with everyone from the opposite sex =) OOOO AAAA OOOAAA , btw, girls outnumbered the guys, somehow girls like this orientation crap =P oh yea met plenty of ppl ^^ but there is this once i was on a AVERAGE streak all the girls was just Okay, then i saw a chick from afar ,i was like YESS chick, i was so darn eager for her to COME >.< and then she came ....
Jian: Hi
Girl whos name shall not be reaveal : Hey
Jian: i am Jian =) nice to meet you
Girl: i am $%$%^$^%%^&$ sweet smile
then i saw on her baby-T a badge that reads " I SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE" Nooooooooooo the horror,
Jian: are you gay?
Girl: huh, why u ask?
Jian: can i watch ^^
Girl: .... sure, come by later at 8 IH
Jian: o.O
so the chick was gay =)
July 23, i was just chilling out with a bunch of new frens i met and guess what? they suprise me with a birthday cakee aww how sweet, its like i only know them for less than a week =) properly enjoys my stories lol
July 24, early in the morning, Johnathan( my housemate) called me
Jian:eh sup?
John: eh happy birthday wei
Jian: same to you ( if u didnt know, both of us share the same birthday and our mothers was in the same maternity ward =))
John: this is darn gay wei, dinner later u got plans?
Jian: no, where u want to go?
after deciding deciding deciding for God knows how long we decided to go to an Italian restaurant called PAPA CHINNOS , a few frens came along, it was cool =)
F*CK PAPA Chinnos, the next day I GOT FOOD POISIONING, WTF =) FOOD POISIONING, as if i am not thin enuff >.< ( just recovered)
PS: i got pics to upload di, btw i got nice hair cut di =) show u guys the next time, how to upload ar? someone teach me.. wah i didnt know i can write so much ^^
really really like the new LAYOUT so nice , thanks emily and whoever helped her =.=''
oh oh yea thanks for the birthday wishes, now where should i start..its like 2 weeks since i came here OKAy here goes =)
DAY 1= ch*ba* l*nc*ao demn tired , obviously go and sleep ...
DAY 2= Still tired ,Sleep somemore...
DAY 3= Still sleeping, sorry guys just fu*king around
so basically the first few days was just hanging around meeting my relatives, meeting my frens buying appliances ,getting use to the stares( i am serious, its like they never seen an asian whom can speak proper english before, f**k them =P some even asked me for weed, WTF? me drug dealer ? LOL)
So then *drum rolls* UNI STARTS, or at least ORIENTATION, but who said orentation was boring, first day at uni, freaking lost, i mean its TOTALLY new enviroment, (F*CK phone call... back @#$@$%#$^ crap, spoiled the mood,) as i was saying new enviroment, new people, kinda intimidating dont you think? So when to my desinated place , and it was filled with Asians >.< a few swedish girls ( Rika ) one american ( Demounuer Sexy) few other fugly looking ang mo guys .... the rest was ASIANS =) so being able to speak Chinese, English , and Malay i guess it wasnt that hard to mix around, oh yea do u guys happen to know where Maraquis is? hahah cause i dont.
THE HIGHLIGHT of ORIENTATION===== THE BUSHDANCE, hey i bet u guys can tell why was this the highlight right? i mean aint i so predictable, but i shall prove you guys WRONG, why? u think the highlight was chicks? Tsk tsk* shallow shallow ppl..
THE BUSHDANCE is where we READ THE BIBLE, QURAN OR ANY HOLY BOOK and pray to God and ask for his forgiveness. So i brought my Bible with me.....
Okay, fine the BUSHDANCE ( how can something with the word dance be a prayer thing huh) LOL so its like this, my friend called me to attend it but i was seriosuly considering not too, i mean BUSHDANCE ? that sound horny and perverted, or maybe just to me, but they had like free dinner, so yea i when anyway =P it starts at 6.00 i reach there at like 6.30 and IT WAS FULL the venue was overloaded , shit over loaded, 200+ ppl, MUOSS( international students organisationg CRAP) was incharge of it and they dint let me in. But being Jian i just gave them the cock stare , what else , the bouncer was a freaking small size dude, bet my weenie is bigger than his =D so obviously he gave in la ... =P Just playing around.... the truth is luckily i met one of the MUOSS seniors a few days back during orientation and basically she used her powers to get me in ... BOW before the powerful one, but about the bouncer, i am still quite sure i could take him on =) Small dick =P
so at one point at the bushdance u basically get to dance aound with everyone from the opposite sex =) OOOO AAAA OOOAAA , btw, girls outnumbered the guys, somehow girls like this orientation crap =P oh yea met plenty of ppl ^^ but there is this once i was on a AVERAGE streak all the girls was just Okay, then i saw a chick from afar ,i was like YESS chick, i was so darn eager for her to COME >.< and then she came ....
Jian: Hi
Girl whos name shall not be reaveal : Hey
Jian: i am Jian =) nice to meet you
Girl: i am $%$%^$^%%^&$ sweet smile
then i saw on her baby-T a badge that reads " I SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE" Nooooooooooo the horror,
Jian: are you gay?
Girl: huh, why u ask?
Jian: can i watch ^^
Girl: .... sure, come by later at 8 IH
Jian: o.O
so the chick was gay =)
July 23, i was just chilling out with a bunch of new frens i met and guess what? they suprise me with a birthday cakee aww how sweet, its like i only know them for less than a week =) properly enjoys my stories lol
July 24, early in the morning, Johnathan( my housemate) called me
Jian:eh sup?
John: eh happy birthday wei
Jian: same to you ( if u didnt know, both of us share the same birthday and our mothers was in the same maternity ward =))
John: this is darn gay wei, dinner later u got plans?
Jian: no, where u want to go?
after deciding deciding deciding for God knows how long we decided to go to an Italian restaurant called PAPA CHINNOS , a few frens came along, it was cool =)
F*CK PAPA Chinnos, the next day I GOT FOOD POISIONING, WTF =) FOOD POISIONING, as if i am not thin enuff >.< ( just recovered)
PS: i got pics to upload di, btw i got nice hair cut di =) show u guys the next time, how to upload ar? someone teach me.. wah i didnt know i can write so much ^^
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