bloggy hell,we have a blog!!: December 2005

My Christmas Day!

It was the 25th of December....aka Christmas Day! i already had plans for the rest of the day and it was dedicated specially for my family!...so i rejected any incoming calls from other ppl. Basically i already knew what they wanted to say to me in the first place...which is of course..." MERRY CHRISTMAS Sean!!!" then i'll just say "YO!!! XXXXX <<(whoever's name det is) same to you to!!! kk gtg BYE!!!" ahaha! but you know what? i cant just turn them down just like that!..i've got a SOFT spot somewhere....................SOMEWHERE???............OMG!!! i'm getting corrupted!!!....1 year of going through SAM and makin some friends and in the end i get corrupted.....ARGH!!!!..............k anywayz...........continue from...Somewhere......so erm....yeah i didn't turn any1 down that day coz u know what. I off'ed my phone!. No wonder you guys couldn't contact me that day eh? ehehehe!. Well, went back to Klang to celebrate with my grandma and uncle/aunty/cousins......basically...FAMILY. Spent the whole day there till late at night about 10pm then i was on my way back home. Guess who was at the wheels on the way back! yup!..ME!. So to keep up with my reputation as the Night Racer i drove back at a blazing fast speed at about 120kmph..WOW!!! but it was too fast for my parents to take. So i had to slow down SOOOO much that i felt like the whole world wasn't moving at all. So moving at a speed of 110kmph ain't much of a speed that a Night Racer would be going at. I forgave myself as it was Christmas Day and i will continue my racing habits another day together with my driver.....aka Adrian....aka....Day Racer. So going at snail pace i watched as people roared pass my slow humble 4 seater Honda City with a P sticker on the front and back. When i was about 8.5km from my house, there was a MASSIVE TRAFFIC JAM!!! freakin long.....long as in TIME and DISTANCE. There was only 1 thing that struck my mind when i was stuck in that ultra massive jam. There must've been an ultra massive accident in front where ultra alot of ppl are slowing down 2 get a good look at who's dead and who's not. Typical Malaysians.....i thought....but you know what? I was wrong!..it wasn't an ultra massive traffic jam instead it was an Ultra Massive Police Roadblock!!!...its been days since i've seen a policemen and now here they are..blocking the way to home sweet home. So i knew i had to do something if i wanted to get out of there. I was thinking of calling someone to talk to but wait!...the cops would put me behind bars if they see me with the hp talking in the car. So...not a good idea. Decided to just sit quietly and just follow through. When i reached the Ultra Massive Police Roadblock..i saw a Ultra Massive Fat Police officer flagging me to get to the side of the road. OMG at that moment i thought it must've been me going at 120kmph. Too fast i guess. Well..my parents told me to stay calm if u act suspicious they might take their 6mm Revolver Gun out and ask you to " Keluar dari kereta! Skarang Juga! kalau tidak! SAYA TEMBAK!"... imagination going wild. So alright i stayed calm and when i parked by the side of the road with other cars caught for dunno what reason, i wound my window down and asked..."kenapa?" ...Ultra Massive Fat Policeman said..." tunjuk IC dan lesen "....k i guess thats procedure. Showed it to him....in the meantime..imaginating that he'll say that my IC or license would be a fake and he would have 2 take me in to the lockup. I looked up back at him as pitiful as i can be. It took him about 3 min to examine it and he said "Bang kad ini palsu punya tau tak?".....WTF!!! i quickly took it back from him and....phew....it was my student ID. Tentulah palsu. So ok...my jabroni mistake...showed him this time the real 1...yang benar punya. So this time it took him 30seconds to finish. K done...so erm...then i was still wondering what did i do that they needed to pull me over. Then he told me this story....

Massive Ultra Fat Policeman(MUFP) : Bang, tadi kamu ada tengok satu kereta Proton Wira berwarna merah nombor W## 7### tak?

Night Racer : tak ada. (omg why would i look at a red Proton Wira and how on earth would i remember the number plate even if i've seen 1.....it sounds really like Adrian's car u know...but i didn't wanna turn him in..incase it was really him)

MUFP : Baik terima kasih kerana sanggup meluangkan masa dan menolong........(GUESS WHAT HE SAID NEXT!!! i've been hearing it THE WHOLE DAY!!!) ...........MERI KRISMAS!!!!

Night Racer : Selamat Hari Natal!!! (should be this right if its in malay?)

So my parents applauded me on the communication skills that i had. After about 3 min of driving on a super nice empty freeway i decided....IT IS TIME!....NIGHT RACER MODE!!! so erm went into blazing fast speed 120kmph till i reached the TOLL.....SmartTag.....

~sEan~

Crazy Shit Ass Night

Rainforest Outing Report.

Venue: Rainforest, Sunway Pyramid.
Date: 22nd December 2005
Time: 9.00 p.m. but delayed til around 9.35 p.m. =P
People: Sean(driver), Pranava(driver), Albert(driver), LiTat(driver,drinker), Kenneth(drinker...wOot!!), SueAnne(driver), Adrian(drinker)....If i'm missing anybody, please shoot me!

Around 8.45p.m , Adrian and Sean reaches Kenneth's house. The moment they stepped into the house, Kenneth's cool+chillin parents offers them beer+whiskey. While waiting for Sue to come, Adrian takes a can of beer n starts drinkin while Sean(cannot drink because he HATES beer n he's the driver that night) looks at the computer and Kenneth teaching lil cousins how to play a game. After the can of beer, Adrian starts to serenade Kenneth's brother with a song entitled God Bless The Broken Road by Rascal Flatts!It's a good song tho.. Soon after that, Sue finally came n we left for the second part of the night.

At approximately 9.35p.m. Sean, Adrian, Kenneth and SueAnne arrives at Rainforest upon reaching Rainforest, they saw LiTat, Albert and P already seated with a beer in LiTat's hand but before that something or rather someone attracted our attention even SueAnne was staring and drooling!! We saw EMILY in a skirt!! not only a skirt but a short skirt, a mini SKIRT!HAWT!! Ok ok, after that HAWT Emily came n took our orders..

1 rainforest platter, 1 AK47 for kenneth and i think some juice for albert and i forgot what P and Sean ordered.

Then the food came and the food was not bad! Everyone started to CHOW DOWN and within minutes the plate was empty and then it was time for some drinks so HAWT Emily in her mini skirt came n take orders again...

1 graveyard for adrian

While kenneth was still sipping his AK47, the graveyard came n adrian starts to drink. Adrian finishes drink. Adrian helps kenneth to finish his drink. Adrian starts a lil bit of nonsense. Then before HAWT Emily went back, she asked us if we wanted more drinks and so we could not resist HAWT Emily as she was in a mini skirt so orders orders orders...

1 tequila sunrise for adrian, 1 blue lagoon for LiTat

Drink drank drunk...Adrian was spinning but still ok n the rest was obviously ok!! After that we called for the bill paid n chOW de MAO! Good outing, good everything but no good coz not enough ppl to open bottle but nvm still good coz we got to see HAWT Emily but sadly no pictures were taken...maybe next time, for REN HAN we must take a pic of HAWT Emily!!

Dend deng deng!! and then came the crazy muffafluffer part of the night! Kenneth, Adrian and Sean went back to ken's house only to find his dad and 2 other uncles sitting outside the porch. They were drinking(not fruit juice mind u..!) n smoking n eating cottage fries n cookies. They sent an invitation to us asking us to join them so we happily DID! Hehehe...To cut the long yet funny fun n interesting story short, we made 2 new friends(uncle Jo n uncle Lau) and here r some pictures and some quotes by the uncles, DruNk uncles!!

uncle Lau : Those were the days lar....Fucked Up!
uncle Lau : Australia ar...Christmas ar...no snow i TELL you..yessss..it's fucked up!
Kenneth : BURN!! BURN!!

The gang minus kenneth...he's the photographer!

Kawan-kawan baru saya..uncle Jo, uncle Tang dan uncle Lau.

Told ya it was a fun night!

Did i take some?? Hmmmm.....

WASTED !!

WASTED !!!

Last man standing but the biggest jackass of the night...

For a more detailed version please click here! That's all folks! A kind reminder: Alcohol suX!!

-adrian-

Kenneth : I LOVE THE BOYS!!!

beauty pageant, yEehoRR yeEehOrrr!!

GOODNESS GRACIOUS ME!!!!
The holidays are almost OVER and there's so much to be done but somehow i can't think WHAT there is left to do!!! I juz know there's lots of things left to do!! I'm bored of getting up at 2 everyday thinking what is there left to do!! NOOOOOOO.....ok ok...aHhhh...i did do something tho.. I watched THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN with the SUPER-NOTHING-TO-DO gang(kenneth, uk, sean). Albert was suppose to come but he ffk us for some AH KUA in kajang...no no juz joking, he juz didn't come la(albert juz joking la,CHILL la!!)...OK!! The show was abit the too much!!ahahahaha...super lots of BAD BAD word n super over the limit nude scenes!! HAHA there is this guy with an indian accent n his favourite line is ' go f*** a goat!' ahahaha...n n n there was this scene where two guys were speaking to each other.It was something like this...

Fat guy(forgot his name): Do you know how i know that you're GAY??
Other guy : How???
Fat guy : You like Coldplay...

ahahahahaha....at that moment, i could not help but think of one guy that i know!HAHA...emily should know who i'm talking about! SorrY ks!!
Ouh ouh n i did something when i was bored during one of the nights....i started thinking of TOM & JERRY n the scenes when TOM had a donkey face when he realise how stupid he was so i decided to have a JACKASS BEAUTY CONTEST n ere r the contestants!!HAHAHA

jackass EMILY

jackass CRYSTAL

jackass ANNIE

jackass KENNETH

jackass ME

jackass SEAN (taliban)

So there u have it, the six contestants going head to head or rather ass to ass to win over the hearts of all the other people out there. So vote for the bestest yEehOrr jackass and help the contestants gain fame, glory n a whole stack of HAY ! tunggu apa lagi?? undilah sekarang!!yEehOr!!

-adriAn-

Kinabalu pics...

Me and my cousins, the guide is the one on the right, that fella looks like a robber with his mask, hehehe...

-Pranava-

Hey, ssup people... The class has to go out somewhere man!!! nvm, soon we gonna go paintball redi... muhahaha... gonna shoot praevin's ass! Oh yea, and Uk I know u like cucumbers but then don't aim for "ahem" ( just jk) Oh yea went to langkawi, one otai and hard climd up mount Kinabalu... Freaking cold, couldn't feel my hands at the top, legs were super aching, scary cause so high up, and can tumble down so easily, super slippery, shit man slipped so many times, but the view, it was superb! check it out...

EM's post

BLOGGIE!!!!!
oh yea....I'M BAAAAAACKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Malacca was pure TORTURE!!! at first...coz i was deathly sick....then things turned around, n MUAHAHA not bad not bad!! but S8 needs to go out more lar!!!!

OH YEA PPL I'M STARTING MY JOB AT RAINFOREST IN PYRAMID'S OASIS BOULEVARD SO COME COME!!! hahaha help me make my pay :p

p's in sabah....anne, haven't spoken to her since i got back (YET)....adrian disappeared....sean gave me the blog address!! (MUAHAHA so i can WREAK HAVOC HERE!!!).....kenneth, i'm chatting wif him now!!!!...uk, i oso dunno lar....HAHA n that was the 10 o'clock news~ :p lameness~

OKAY so here's a checklist of wat we've gotta do (S8 i mean)

shoot each other silly with paintballs
PICNIC!!
go CLUBBING~~~
race each other n crash ourselves to death on go-karts!
GENTING!!!!
go backpacking around Europe (.....no....i'm DEAD serious....)

err.....wait lar lemme think of some more stuff as i go along kay? HAHA now kinda blur

oh yea....about the pic? MUAHAHAHAHA just felt like it...Langkawi ROCKED!

-em-

Too Much Time....=/

Aih...All this while i've been looking forward to the holidays and for the exams to END..Never have i realise that the END of exams signals the END of everything..NO more college classes(i actually enjoy classes), NO more breaks in Asia Cafe with friends(bye bye to super long joined-up tables) and NO more classes to skip and go for movies or shopping!! BACKSIDE if i know like this then i won't be wishing so hard for EXAMs to end la!!!NOW END D FEEL VERY NICE IZZIT?!BODOH BETUL!!!

Langkawi was a blast! HAH,that i never wish would end but in the end it blardy did!!Screwed up wishes man!! I enjoyed everything i did and also everything that i didn't do!How is that?? i have no idea...Just trying to make this post longer la!One of the places i'll miss most in langkawi is definitely...the....the....HOTEL room!!I like staying in there, i dunno y n besides, its clean coz room service came twice in the morning k!One professional 1, one not so pro but can pass la but towards the night,the room was a mini beach!! OoO...n not to forget the drinking sessions!!I enjoyed every drink without having any idea what i was drinking n what was in the drink but the first two tasted OK n the next..yucKs..gas-less!!WTH put soya sauce inside arh?! n then the next few got me spinning..i'm spinning around, move out of my head..lalalala..TIME FOR A GAY ASS PIC!!

*We're spinning around...* Sean, u damn gAY wei!!

And then there's today!! Woke up at 9plus to the sound of the msg tone of my freakin phone..Crawled up to the phone half piss half excited, wondering who could it be!!Could it be *toot* asking me out(=D) or could it be the gang gatherin the troops for another outing (=/...jz joking)..Bugger eMilY, come back larh!!!Sue Anne misses u so much she threatened to cry if i dun get u to come back!!Rite Sue?! Okay, back to my phone...When i opened the msg...TADA!! It was the chubby bubbly LIM LIAN YEOU!! He was saying goodbye...Still in a daze, i was wondering why the heck he telling me goodbye and then suddenly it struck me!!He's leaving the country n going back to the land of black gold(my geog geng mo??)...BRUNEI DARUL ASSAM MO LOU KONG!! ShIaaAaaaTTT!! It was then that i realise i had not done so many things that i should had like like take him to 1u jalan jalan,DOTA with him(rite...)...Aih...no more chance..

After realising that LIAN YAO YAO HIP HOP was ciao-in, i quickly msg another LAND OF THE BLACK GOLD err...guy??(YEW KONG a.k.a The ServiceMan)..to say my goodbyes n stuff b4 he ciaos!ahaha...lets juz say that yew kong was being yew kong even thru sms n i was trying to be like yew kong!ahaha...n then he left...='/

***Lesson learned TODAY***

- Do whatever you want to do or feel like doing for yourself or others right away before its too late or in my case, before they leave for brunei!-

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AHahaha...i'm talking as if LIAN YEOU and YEW KONG heard the angels sing n saw their entire life flashed before their eyes...hahaha...they're still ERE!!somewhere in brunei!! Living their lives happily prolly way way better than me...WHooHOo..so to end this, i would like to dedicate this entry to the TWO bestest dudes in BRUNEI!!All the best to the both of uuu..n to the Johor ppl, u're not forgotten..Choon Hong n n err...whats his name again?? ouh ya, CrybabyHan..jz jk la, i remember u la dei! And P, stick a flag with my face on it on mt. kinabalu k!!Leaving u with pictures of brunei's hottest property! OutZ!

Yew kong a.k.a The ServiceMan " Please Service Me!"

Lian Yeou, never fail to put a shine/smile on his face!

-aDriAn-

Hah ! Its payback time!

A bright and sunny afternoon at the crystal clear beach with a bunch of friends.......but wait.....whats this.....

Here's a closer look at the cool dude with the goggles....is he here for the chicks??? the beach??? the guYs???

I LOVE THE GUYS!!!

Job Hunting!!!

It was a Sunday afternoon when it all started....got a call from UK (Ukwang) saying he wanted to buy something from Sungai Wang. Well i didn't mind going there as i was REALLY REALLY BORED at home. For all i know, every1's trying 2 stay out of their houses ALAP (as long as possible). Called Adrian to join us but he declined and suggested that we go to 1U. So in the end we ended up in 1U...the 4 of us.. the other fella was Sue Anne. We started walking around the whole place searching for ads posted outside the shops 4 a job application and i was surprised to see that there were ALOT of choooooooosy employers out there. Here are some of the examples i saw................

XXX Clothes Shop : Chinese Girl wanted, extremely talented, willing to work hard, long hours,shifts,public holidays. (i was wondering...they didn't specify extremely talented in what???...u know i'm extremely talented in dressing up as a girl....so erm do i qualify for this job???)

XXX Restaurant : Willing to work hard, long hours, shifts, public holidays, above average looking, friendly and enthusiastic. (above average looking??? well they've found their right person standing outside their premises for a while but his friends didn't look interested in the job. I wonder why??? couldn't be that they're not friendly,enthusiastic, willing to work hard, long hours, shifts, public holidays.......i wonder which requirement they didn't fulfil???)

XXX Fast Food outlet : We are finding people who has experience of becoming a sos depositer. (means.....whoever that has experience in becoming a sos boy/girl...1st time seeing this though....oh yeah...this outlet ain't McD)

There were many other weird attributes employers were loooking for but these were the ones that really caught my mind. So since some of us couldn't meet the requirements in some of these jobs we had to find another place that will accept us. What i wanted to say to those employers b4 i left was......."Come ON!!! It doesn't matter what race we are, what gender we are or how we look that matters in securing a job.....its about the Commitment, perseverence, passion that makes a good worker."........about the experience needed 2 become a sos boy/girl....i thnk u really need the experience otherwise you wouldn't be able to handle those squirters....i had a complain once when i was working at McD because i squirted the wrong sos into a burger...i still remembered that mistake cost me 1 hour of my pay....i squirted tomato sauce onto a Fillet-O-Fish......n all i got was a Today-No-Pay.

We moved on to The Curve!!!....had problems finding Sue's car as it was hidden in a sea of cars...we finally found it after walking 10-15min in the car park. Sat in Sue's car as Uk's car had no aircon because the timingbelt or something like that was about to break....UK told me that if it did break half way during our journey...the car would explode...COME ON UK!!! who do u think i am??? i'm not Adrian u know.........(2 be continued as UK has just given me a call 2 have lunch with him....no car as his car was sent 2 the workshop b4 it exploded...phew...2 be continued...PART 2 of Job HUNTING!!! stay tuned!!!) by Sean

OKAY!!!DAMN IT!!!hahahaha...please excuse the language.My second attempt on my first post!!!Grrrr!!!!@!#!#!@#@!#!!! *takes deep breath* ahh...ok, feeling much better now!hahaha...Firstly, i wanna give u a brief intro to the co-founders of the blog!

Sue Anne a.k.a SlowmoAnne - not so slow when it comes to korean guys. ;P
Sean Chua a.k.a Suzie - great mastermind n joker of the group..
Pranava a.k.a Mr. P - cool dude with rows n rows of Mrs. Ps..
Adrian a.k.a StonerAdrian - i'm a good guy really and i don't stone anymore..
U Kwang a.k.a U-KliK - loaded with lines that can make u burst into laughter..

Kenneth a.k.a Ah Soon - gothic lover with good clean intentions..(except towards mother nature e.g. lake, sea...go figure)

Emily a.k.a ??? - sweet stuff who can ungay any living gays with her angelic voice...

So there u have it, the 7 wonders of 7th heaven!Geez...typing can be really tiring.I wonder how other ppl do it but then again, i'm a NOOB!!So i guess thats it for now...My first post..WHooHOo..haPpy siaL!!ahaha...Outz! P.S. gO jinjang creW!!whoohoo!