My Christmas Day!

It was the 25th of December....aka Christmas Day! i already had plans for the rest of the day and it was dedicated specially for my family!...so i rejected any incoming calls from other ppl. Basically i already knew what they wanted to say to me in the first place...which is of course..." MERRY CHRISTMAS Sean!!!" then i'll just say "YO!!! XXXXX <<(whoever's name det is) same to you to!!! kk gtg BYE!!!" ahaha! but you know what? i cant just turn them down just like that!..i've got a SOFT spot somewhere....................SOMEWHERE???............OMG!!! i'm getting corrupted!!!....1 year of going through SAM and makin some friends and in the end i get corrupted.....ARGH!!!!..............k anywayz...........continue from...Somewhere......so erm....yeah i didn't turn any1 down that day coz u know what. I off'ed my phone!. No wonder you guys couldn't contact me that day eh? ehehehe!. Well, went back to Klang to celebrate with my grandma and uncle/aunty/cousins......basically...FAMILY. Spent the whole day there till late at night about 10pm then i was on my way back home. Guess who was at the wheels on the way back! yup!..ME!. So to keep up with my reputation as the Night Racer i drove back at a blazing fast speed at about 120kmph..WOW!!! but it was too fast for my parents to take. So i had to slow down SOOOO much that i felt like the whole world wasn't moving at all. So moving at a speed of 110kmph ain't much of a speed that a Night Racer would be going at. I forgave myself as it was Christmas Day and i will continue my racing habits another day together with my driver.....aka Adrian....aka....Day Racer. So going at snail pace i watched as people roared pass my slow humble 4 seater Honda City with a P sticker on the front and back. When i was about 8.5km from my house, there was a MASSIVE TRAFFIC JAM!!! freakin long.....long as in TIME and DISTANCE. There was only 1 thing that struck my mind when i was stuck in that ultra massive jam. There must've been an ultra massive accident in front where ultra alot of ppl are slowing down 2 get a good look at who's dead and who's not. Typical Malaysians.....i thought....but you know what? I was wrong!..it wasn't an ultra massive traffic jam instead it was an Ultra Massive Police Roadblock!!!...its been days since i've seen a policemen and now here they are..blocking the way to home sweet home. So i knew i had to do something if i wanted to get out of there. I was thinking of calling someone to talk to but wait!...the cops would put me behind bars if they see me with the hp talking in the car. So...not a good idea. Decided to just sit quietly and just follow through. When i reached the Ultra Massive Police Roadblock..i saw a Ultra Massive Fat Police officer flagging me to get to the side of the road. OMG at that moment i thought it must've been me going at 120kmph. Too fast i guess. Well..my parents told me to stay calm if u act suspicious they might take their 6mm Revolver Gun out and ask you to " Keluar dari kereta! Skarang Juga! kalau tidak! SAYA TEMBAK!"... imagination going wild. So alright i stayed calm and when i parked by the side of the road with other cars caught for dunno what reason, i wound my window down and asked..."kenapa?" ...Ultra Massive Fat Policeman said..." tunjuk IC dan lesen "....k i guess thats procedure. Showed it to him....in the meantime..imaginating that he'll say that my IC or license would be a fake and he would have 2 take me in to the lockup. I looked up back at him as pitiful as i can be. It took him about 3 min to examine it and he said "Bang kad ini palsu punya tau tak?".....WTF!!! i quickly took it back from him and....phew....it was my student ID. Tentulah palsu. So ok...my jabroni mistake...showed him this time the real 1...yang benar punya. So this time it took him 30seconds to finish. K done...so erm...then i was still wondering what did i do that they needed to pull me over. Then he told me this story....

Massive Ultra Fat Policeman(MUFP) : Bang, tadi kamu ada tengok satu kereta Proton Wira berwarna merah nombor W## 7### tak?

Night Racer : tak ada. (omg why would i look at a red Proton Wira and how on earth would i remember the number plate even if i've seen 1.....it sounds really like Adrian's car u know...but i didn't wanna turn him in..incase it was really him)

MUFP : Baik terima kasih kerana sanggup meluangkan masa dan menolong........(GUESS WHAT HE SAID NEXT!!! i've been hearing it THE WHOLE DAY!!!) ...........MERI KRISMAS!!!!

Night Racer : Selamat Hari Natal!!! (should be this right if its in malay?)

So my parents applauded me on the communication skills that i had. After about 3 min of driving on a super nice empty freeway i decided....IT IS TIME!....NIGHT RACER MODE!!! so erm went into blazing fast speed 120kmph till i reached the TOLL.....SmartTag.....

~sEan~