Time for an update!

How's everyone doing?

Hope all you aussie ppl had a great time back here during the holidays and are now working your ass off, crying behind that huge pile of books, cursing away in the freaking cold weather...just joking la k but seriously...

My holidays so far has been a piece of shyt, the most brown darkest piece of shyt.
The most interesting thing i do almost everyday is watch E!(The lastest in entertainment news) and eat twisties. Do you know Britney Spears damn fat d wtf...or Meg Ryan is not talking to her mum or Johnny Depp's sarong almost dropped off when he was on a boat or Lian Yeou damn happening or Emily can't stop eating wtf...Yup, watch it all on astro channel 76!

The ppl who are still here please come visit me la please...I'll share my twisties with you. I'll let my cute dog bite you or i can also let my big-lack-of-attention dog hump your leg la k.

Ok serious now, let's go penang! We'll go there and eat lots and lots of good food and look at one of the dirtiest bitch, oooppssss, beach in the world la k. It'll be fun..Can eat satay then throw the sticks on the beach or drink watermelon juice jumbo and take a piss in the sea. Who wanna go let me know k!!