I am here to REVEAL the true Ling Ling Ukwang to the public as i can't stand this any longer. He has been ripping my inner feelings by being the gayest guy i've ever known. I know that he's not truly gay...but from the actions....totally G**. Enough said..let me reveal the actions did by him that resemble the female gender.
1. Takes at least 8-14minutes to get out from the house.
2. Doesn't like to talk about girls.
3. Can't look girls in the eyes.
4. On the way to pick his sister from school...he cant let anyone from the school see him..Adrian's the one that brings his sister to the car.
5. Has a habit of putting the smiley ":p" in chats.
6. Asks to get intro'd to girls..but when the time comes..he'll ask you to shut up.
7. When asked about a girl what she's like...........favourite line "She's nice......she's friendly" thats all. Girls reading this....yes you are nice and friendly.
8. Very particular about his dressing.
9. Hairless leg (not really a problem but.....still a problem)
10. Sets a password for everything he owns...computer, handphone. Locks his diary with 3 locks. Has 4 locks on his room door. Keeps his keys in a safe.
11. Arm and leg coordination is a challenge for him.
12. Against friends talking about other girls. I'm not sure why. Jealous? possible...
13. Always in denial.
14. Thinks he's too good for other girls.
15. Tells us not to find him when we have problem with girls.
16. Doesn't give a proper answer. For example: X:Ukwang do u like girls? Ukwang: Shut up leh.
17. Dangerous when provoked especially during futsal. Kicked a few other balls other than the football.
18. Has the talent to change his voice into a very HIGH pitch
19. Mumbles by himself at the back of the car.
20. Laughes by himself occasionally.
21. Always makes it back home by 6pm to watch his chinese drama. If he misses it he'll be in a bad mood.
22. Doesn't reveal his sister's identity to friends. Doesn't even tell his sister's name to friends that asks what is his sister's name.
23. Claims that he has tons of girls contact in his msn but when asked to intro even 1 he says that they are all offline. Excuses given : exams,sleeping, see you online they run away, rarely comes online..etc etc.
The list goes on and on. Does anyone here agree with me that ukwang is more towards the feminine side rather than the masculine side? give ur comments and reasons if you agree or disagree which most of you wont...
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