Lame Random Scrotum!

Hey it's nemo emo with nothing to blog about so i thought of leaving you all with random stuff!

• I had durians today. Durians are fruits which looks like bowling ball but with spikes all over it sort of like a bowling ball wearing many many football boots. The durians today only two type. One the colour dark yellow yellow look like baby shit and taste bitter bitter maybe it is really baby shit. The other one yellow yellow also but not like baby shit yellow and this one the taste very sweet like me. I think the name of one type of the durian is D24. It is the bitter bitter one. I dunno why it is called D24. Maybe D for Dunhill and 24 for 24 sticks so 24 sticks of Dunhill at once should be very bitter. Oh and to take away the durian smell on your hand you must wash your hand with the water flowing thru the durian skin! This is true i not baby shitting you...
• This evening somebody i don't know who got slashed by a parang in front of my house!I'm serious! I was out the whole day but when i came home my mum told me and when it happened my maid was outside loading stuff into the car and my dad was outside wearing his shoes. The story i heard was this guy(A) was driving his Mercedes up the street then when he reach somewhere near my house some guy(B) went to his car and kept knocking his door. A got out. B parang come out. B slashed A's hand and drove off with A's Mercedes. After that A very sad...i think...

So now here are some lessons. Firstly, know your durians! Secondly, when u go home make sure you're not being followed then get out of the car make sure nobody then go in the house! If there's somebody look and see he handsome or pretty or not then can invite into the house. If not then just shout UGLY and run into the house...Thanks to bastard B i now can no longer go home late...emo...