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Monday, May 15, 2006

Pictures that doesn't seem what they seem to seem

This is a story which seems to be a seemingly good story. Of course all these stuff made up here are all FICTION. Having holidays as long as mine will only lead to posting this kinda stories in a blog.....

IT was a long time ago since the class s8 gathered. In December 2005 there was a gathering in Langkawi and most of the s8'ians attended. There were numerous reasons as to why we chose Langkawi as our destination. The most obvious reason is of course is that we can find a secret treasure.

DAY 1:
The whole class made an effort to dig and dig and dig dig dig dig..in the end they dug a big huge holE, enough to bury the Great Conneth Teng. Nothing was found and they continued digging.














There weren't any results after 5 full hours of digging. They worked as though they were tin dredging machines. Those huge Lombong Bijih Timah machine you get to see in the sejarah text book. It was already 8pm.

The night beckons. Sitting around a lovely campfire our treasure hunters were sharing stories of how they started to get into the business of treasure hunting. Professor Leanne You shows how it is done during the good old days.

Prof. L.You: Everybody follow me. Just stick it in and move it around. You'll bound to find something interesting



















Everyone stares at the Professor while he was demonstrating his basic digging method. Nobody followed what he did except....except the notorious Liang. The room was in silence as the notorious Liang followed the antics of Professor Leanne.
Which Liang could it be? there were 2 Liang's in s8. Ze-Liang or Ern-Liang???















DAY 2:
We were running out of funds to fund our digging activity. Insufficient funds. The workers were on strike and a serious desease was spreading as well. A plaque was spreading among the workers.

Pics of the seriously infected.
Symptoms: Black fingernails, Headache, Inability to close mouth,having only 4 fingers




Showing signs of black fingernails, inability to close mouth and having only 4 fingers.










Showing signs of having a headache, inability to close mouth and having only 4 fingers.











The plaque swept across Langkawi and vanished as quick as it appeared. Day 2 was a disaster. No digging done. Something had to be done quick as we only have 3 days on the island.
Just when all hope seems lost. A chubby girlfriend stealer arrived in his luxurious Subaru GTR-O EVO car.














It was Tun Dato Chun Hong! He is on a visit to all the islands in the world to find lovely ladies to steal from boys who were already in a relationship with those girls. T.D Chun Hong said he would help with our activity by providing the funds needed to finish the project. He was willing to donate a total of RM2390820 (not including gov tax 5%). Sounds too good to be true. As usual T.D Chun Hong was up to no good again. He said we were to fulfill a condition for him to fund our project. The condition was to give up a girl. There was already a shortage of girls in s8 and here comes another Big Time fella gobbling up the rest of the girls. T.D Chun Hong scanned through the room for the girl of his choice. All the girls seemed attractive to him. He didn;t know who to pick. He decided that since he was a girlfriend stealer he might as well steal from his best friend Mr Ren Hand. Mr Ren Hand was...WAS T.D Chun Hong's best friend since he stole his gf from him.





Happier times b4....b4 she was stolen..








No1 dared oppose T.D Chun Hong as he was 1 powerful girlfriend stealer. He has 3 bodyguards and they follow him wherever he went. The 3 bodyguards are as tough as Specialist maths. It is considered rare to take a photograph of his bodyguards and manage to live to tell the tale.





Left: UK da Mona
Middle: Jian Wan the 1
Right: Dark Fighter Raevin






T.D Chun Hong found out about the photograph of his bodyguards being taken and he went to take revenge. I was the 1 who took the picture. I truly regretted my actions as i've lost my loved one for that. My gf was stolen.
Since i've already posted the picture why not talk a little more about his secret bodyguards.
We'll start with his right hand man, Dark Fighter Raevin. Dark Fighter Raevin....former member of the prestigious S.E.A.N clan...a remarkable fighter with an impressive record...total matches recorded..1.....Number of KO'es 1.
2nd..T.D Chun Hong's Middleman. Jian Wan the 1. Nobody knows of his secret talents of shapeshifting. Wearing a cap is truly a remarkable disguise that even the CIA,Interpol couldn't distinguish his true identity.
3rd and last of all, T.D Chun Hong's BEST bodyguard of them all.The highest paid bodyguard of them alL!. Recruited from the Shaolin Temple of Shanghai. A Bodyguard from Shanghai. A smile rivalled only by the famous Monalisa. It is.......UK da MONA!!! As i've said...T.D Chun Hong is a girlfriend stealer but what if the boyfriend of the gf he is stealing from has more mojo then him??? Thats where Lisa da Mona...i mean UK da Mona comes in. He takes care of the guys.






Looks like he took care of me...crap.......thats how i lost my honey 2 T.D Chun Hong.






Day 3:
The final day of finding the most coveted price in the world. Our project continued as the funds came in from T.D Chun Hong. Everbody was greatful for his generous gift except for me who's love got stolen.

Digging even deeper into the hole we found the treasure.
THE WORLD CUP.












-THE END-


Whoever that wanna star in the next story pls post in the tagboard. A very complicated love story will be coming up next. Much better then One Tree Hill...guaranteed to have ALOT of problems.

-scz-

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