Talk About Sum1: Chapter 1 (Ukwang)
Basically just talk about some1. Feel free to criticise 1 another as there is freedom of speech on the internet. So here i go...i'll start by a handsome-mansom guy named..Ling U KwanG!
Our Main MAN for todAY!!! look how cool he is!...if i'm a girl i'll definitely fall for this cutie~!!
Ever since the start of college i have been wondering who would i be able 2 mix with in class. Peering around the class to find the right group 2 hang out with was tough. When the teacher...i think it was Ms Ng, reading our names to mark our attendance, she said someone's name something like this....
Ms Ng: Lick You Kong.
I was thinkin....what kind of crappy name is that...anyway 2 weird dudes answered to that call n both of them looked just so messed up. Anyway months have passed and 1 of em went back 2 Brunei and the other 1 still here. During the whole year there must've been some interesting events that happened to Mr Ling UKwang...here are some of the shots of him caught in ACTION. The Adventures of Mr Ling!!!. Please be aware that there might be offensive pictures comin up. For the victims of Mr Ling UKwang pls be open and accept your fate...as you have been Kwangquered.
The Infamous picture that started Ukwang's Career. Thrust me...he loves cucumbers.
WHAT in the world is P holding in his left hand? What is Ukwang trying 2 do? Ukwang thats not a cucumber u know......i guess Ukwang likes cucumbers and sosseges.
WOW! luckily Adrian's covering it....otherwise.....Mr Ling is getting ready 2 pounce on whoever thats not careful. I look like i would be the next victim of Mr Ling. But somehow i manage to escape through the bushes behind me.
For the victims of Mr Ling...particularly...Aiwei,P,me....pls forgive him as he cannot control himself if he is close to either cucumbers/sosseges. There is no cure for this sickness. As a result more and more are getting victimised by Mr Ling as i speak!. The adventures of Mr Ling aint over yet.... lets take a look at this rare picture of how he started to develop this weird disease.
Mr Ling when he was about 10 months old. He grew at an amazing pace. There were 2 parts that didn't grow that fast. 1 was the brain and the other part...i think it stopped growing coz at the bottom of this slide he knocked into a hard metal pole. Watch his horrified looks as he was about to knock into it. He shouted this 2 seconds before his major accident.
"I LOVE SLIDES!!! I WONDER WHERE ELSE I COULD SLIDE ON!!!"
After 18 years of living in this wonderful world. He finally found his precious SLIDE.
Found his precious slide and have always been with it till now. Who knows where Mr Ling would go next. I've heard rumors saying that Mr Ling is gay. He definitely is gay. Unfortunately i dont have enough proof to backup my statement. If thereare any kind souls out there who would kindly provide me with a gay pic of Mr Ling, kindly contact Adrian Lim at 0121233456 as he is very proud of having Mr Ling as his new classmate. I got some updates on Mr Ling's progress and here are some of it.
Aiwei forgave him in the end. I'm sure Mr Ling wouldn't dare try the cucumber tactic twice to the same person.
Conclusion: Nice guy, handsome guy, great guy, kind guy....the list goes on....... etc etc...last of all...gay guy.
THE END!!!
By ur friendly reporter,
Sean
Our Main MAN for todAY!!! look how cool he is!...if i'm a girl i'll definitely fall for this cutie~!!
Ever since the start of college i have been wondering who would i be able 2 mix with in class. Peering around the class to find the right group 2 hang out with was tough. When the teacher...i think it was Ms Ng, reading our names to mark our attendance, she said someone's name something like this....
Ms Ng: Lick You Kong.
I was thinkin....what kind of crappy name is that...anyway 2 weird dudes answered to that call n both of them looked just so messed up. Anyway months have passed and 1 of em went back 2 Brunei and the other 1 still here. During the whole year there must've been some interesting events that happened to Mr Ling UKwang...here are some of the shots of him caught in ACTION. The Adventures of Mr Ling!!!. Please be aware that there might be offensive pictures comin up. For the victims of Mr Ling UKwang pls be open and accept your fate...as you have been Kwangquered.
The Infamous picture that started Ukwang's Career. Thrust me...he loves cucumbers.
WHAT in the world is P holding in his left hand? What is Ukwang trying 2 do? Ukwang thats not a cucumber u know......i guess Ukwang likes cucumbers and sosseges.
WOW! luckily Adrian's covering it....otherwise.....Mr Ling is getting ready 2 pounce on whoever thats not careful. I look like i would be the next victim of Mr Ling. But somehow i manage to escape through the bushes behind me.
For the victims of Mr Ling...particularly...Aiwei,P,me....pls forgive him as he cannot control himself if he is close to either cucumbers/sosseges. There is no cure for this sickness. As a result more and more are getting victimised by Mr Ling as i speak!. The adventures of Mr Ling aint over yet.... lets take a look at this rare picture of how he started to develop this weird disease.
Mr Ling when he was about 10 months old. He grew at an amazing pace. There were 2 parts that didn't grow that fast. 1 was the brain and the other part...i think it stopped growing coz at the bottom of this slide he knocked into a hard metal pole. Watch his horrified looks as he was about to knock into it. He shouted this 2 seconds before his major accident.
"I LOVE SLIDES!!! I WONDER WHERE ELSE I COULD SLIDE ON!!!"
After 18 years of living in this wonderful world. He finally found his precious SLIDE.
Found his precious slide and have always been with it till now. Who knows where Mr Ling would go next. I've heard rumors saying that Mr Ling is gay. He definitely is gay. Unfortunately i dont have enough proof to backup my statement. If thereare any kind souls out there who would kindly provide me with a gay pic of Mr Ling, kindly contact Adrian Lim at 0121233456 as he is very proud of having Mr Ling as his new classmate. I got some updates on Mr Ling's progress and here are some of it.
Aiwei forgave him in the end. I'm sure Mr Ling wouldn't dare try the cucumber tactic twice to the same person.
Conclusion: Nice guy, handsome guy, great guy, kind guy....the list goes on....... etc etc...last of all...gay guy.
THE END!!!
By ur friendly reporter,
Sean
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